There are so many technical questions, especially for Firefox/ Thunderbird, that this has almost turned into an unofficial Mozilla Helpline.
This is unfortunate, since the official help from Mozilla is really effective with a (highly) active community.
I really don't have any say whatsoever what quests people make, but what if this one provides a running list of funny things?
All humor is appreciated, so long as no one can take offense from what you say.
Whoever makes me laugh the hardest will be the Hero of the Moment.