I am a hero

I wouldn't Worry...

'Hence Blowing Sony out of the water. '

Only in America. The Xbox is laughable in Japan...and they -live- their games. I wouldn't worry about the PS3. That's more gamer-friendly and it's always been.

by air-lobster | Modified: 4/7/06 02:43:10 pm | Comments (0) | Report misuse | Promote this proposal

Investigate Sony and Nintendo HQ as well

microsoft gets hacked all the time. dont worry about them. let the Linux Enthusiasts (the ones who know microsoft best, as they hate it so much) take care of them.

what im more concerned about is how is Sony brainwashing so many people? they have to have included a mindcontrol device into their consoles. i bought a PS2 the other day and i had a strong urge to spend thousands on a 1080p TV even though it isint economical or practical now.

and nintendo is up to something too. mario alone could brainwash humans more than any other game character in existance.

by Thorlord | Modified: 1/20/06 10:52:57 am | Comments (0) | Report misuse | Promote this proposal

secret squirrel

I might have a contact that could set us up with the contact info to secret squirrel. Then we could devise a plan to get into the headquarters and find the department responsible for the Xbox. Once inside, we will need Spiderman to wrap up the guards and white labcoat employees with his web, while the Rock passes gas and yells out, "DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?" The sulfuric gas will knock out everyone except Aido, the SONY robot dog, who will be outfitted with a utility rack for carrying items on his back. Once Aido slings the Xbox onto the rack, he runs past everyone and gallops out to the parking lot, where the Dukes of Hazard are waiting, with their beautiful orange Dodge Charger with "01" painted on the side, to drive the unit to safety.
More to come later...

by aktivnett | Modified: 9/12/05 11:58:04 am | Comments (1) | Report misuse | Promote this proposal

Build a XBox review site

I'd suggest building a review site of some sort, generating some traffic and then asking for a copy to evaluate it and then review/analyze it in public.

That way microsoft will think you're helping them, while you're really secretly helping the valiant anti-microsoft knights of tomorrow.

by morphex | Modified: 9/1/05 08:49:59 pm | Comments (0) | Report misuse | Promote this proposal