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Are You My Hero?
Find a Hero. Be a Hero. Have Fun.
Find a Hero
Are You My Hero brings the creativity and insight of millions of internet users to bear on your, individual, problems. Think you're alone? You probably aren't (unless, of course, you managed to get internet access from your padded cell). Think this has never happened to someone before? It has. Oh, believe me, it has. Not only has it happened, someone else got it worse. Ready to take your problems to the TV talk shows and work them out with chairs? This is a lot less painful, and your mom never has to know you did it. So, bare your soul, try to express your problem or situation in some sort of intelligible way, and maybe you'll find your hero. That is, after all, what you're here to do. Unless... you're here to
Be a Hero
Remember those millions I mentioned above? That's you. So you're going to solve everyone's problems and be a hero? That, I must say, is pretty cool of you - I don't care what they said about you. That means you have the chance to make someone's day, change someone's life, or just make the sun shine brighter on Tuesdays. You could be the silver lining. The light at the end of the tunnel. The cherry on their sundae. Some other positive, uplifting, generous, kind and/or wise metaphor. Just apply some of that good old-fashioned common sense, and even you can make something just a little better for someone. Either way, you must be here to
Have Fun
Because, well, everyone deserves some fun. Are You My Hero (AYMH) is entertainment. People are going to suggest outlandish, stupid and humorous solutions to your problems. Don't take this too seriously. You might find just the solution you need, in which case, I'm thrilled for you. Then again, people might tell you to do something stupid or suggest something illegal to solve your problem - Don't do it. That would be silly, wouldn't it? You're going to need a lot of heroes once you're convicted, but how are you gonna get on AYMH from jail?
Just in case you still don't get it, the heroes in the AYMH legal affairs department want us to add this disclaimer: AYMH and all its websites are definitely for entertainment only and AYMH will not be liable for any advice, suggestions or information that you may receive. And they mean it. You don't want to make them angry. You won't like them when they're angry.
So, relax, enjoy, and have fun.
Oh, and if nobody out there is your hero, well.... that sucks. At least you tried. Next time try to have a problem that's fixable. Geez.
Scheduled launch: 2001.06.01:00:01
Actual launch: 2001.05.31:23:49
(because heroes are like that)
Find a Hero. Be a Hero. Have Fun.
Find a Hero
Are You My Hero brings the creativity and insight of millions of internet users to bear on your, individual, problems. Think you're alone? You probably aren't (unless, of course, you managed to get internet access from your padded cell). Think this has never happened to someone before? It has. Oh, believe me, it has. Not only has it happened, someone else got it worse. Ready to take your problems to the TV talk shows and work them out with chairs? This is a lot less painful, and your mom never has to know you did it. So, bare your soul, try to express your problem or situation in some sort of intelligible way, and maybe you'll find your hero. That is, after all, what you're here to do. Unless... you're here to
Be a Hero
Remember those millions I mentioned above? That's you. So you're going to solve everyone's problems and be a hero? That, I must say, is pretty cool of you - I don't care what they said about you. That means you have the chance to make someone's day, change someone's life, or just make the sun shine brighter on Tuesdays. You could be the silver lining. The light at the end of the tunnel. The cherry on their sundae. Some other positive, uplifting, generous, kind and/or wise metaphor. Just apply some of that good old-fashioned common sense, and even you can make something just a little better for someone. Either way, you must be here to
Have Fun
Because, well, everyone deserves some fun. Are You My Hero (AYMH) is entertainment. People are going to suggest outlandish, stupid and humorous solutions to your problems. Don't take this too seriously. You might find just the solution you need, in which case, I'm thrilled for you. Then again, people might tell you to do something stupid or suggest something illegal to solve your problem - Don't do it. That would be silly, wouldn't it? You're going to need a lot of heroes once you're convicted, but how are you gonna get on AYMH from jail?
Just in case you still don't get it, the heroes in the AYMH legal affairs department want us to add this disclaimer: AYMH and all its websites are definitely for entertainment only and AYMH will not be liable for any advice, suggestions or information that you may receive. And they mean it. You don't want to make them angry. You won't like them when they're angry.
So, relax, enjoy, and have fun.
Oh, and if nobody out there is your hero, well.... that sucks. At least you tried. Next time try to have a problem that's fixable. Geez.
Scheduled launch: 2001.06.01:00:01
Actual launch: 2001.05.31:23:49
(because heroes are like that)
Still working out some kinks, please report any strange, unexpected or bad behavior.
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